Little did I know that when I went to SXSW ’08 that I would see Judge Dredd not arresting, trying, convicting, and executing doers of wrong in a post-apocalyptic future and zooming around on some badly manufactured flying motorcycle contraption thingy, but instead being a good citizen and helping somebody cross the street in little old Austin, Texas. Wild, right? I mean they execute babies in Texas, so one would have thought old Dredd would have been ecstatic to go wild in that state. But sadly, no. Just helping the wheelchair dude. Way to go, Dredd, you crushed my dreams.